Is that you, mom?

A waffle?

Beets keep you young.

I'm going to start shipping Teddy and Gail.

Theory: Tessa is a young Mary Worth.

Pompatus.

"Raisin in the Sun"

That's how Miranda July got her start.

Replace Christina Applegate with Selma Blair. Replace the Will Arnett with Molly Shannon. Replace the baby with John Michael Higgins. There you go NBC… "Kath and Kim: Nights."

Be careful… A few tv execs see this and they'll be like "it just might work" and then they'll do a few bumps of cocaine.

I peacock this idea.

Dave. Just Dave.

Barry is friends with members of The Police, Dave (if he had friends) is friends with members of Scratonicity.

YUUUUPPPP…. Just kidding, the answer is no.

This is just a set up for Cousin Marvin to call his cousin Chuck telling him "You know that new sound you've been looking for?" And that's how Ted's son Chuck "invents" Dub-Trot.

Prison Mike gets real.

I hope they do it this way, but I bet the mother could tell her story in a single episode.

F. Scott Fitzgerald leans in closer to hear more.

"Thomas, I've invested the family's fortune in a fleet of German airships."

"Tell that to my VAGINA!"