I don't know much. But I know this:

SO… what are the actors mocapping then, if not human? Did he slap his balls on a cat and track it's every movement? Because I have a bowel movement coming that looks infinitely more interesting than this turd burglar of a movie…

Nice… PS, fuck this movie. Just because… stupid blue cat people….

I tell you what….
…I hated that first trailer so much I won't waste the bandwidth at work to check out the 2nd CHEESE FEST.

Yeah, the respect-o-meter just went up a notch. Good on you…

Love these fucks, and say what you want—
—but Miller's Crossing is their masterpiece. Most of their movies are perfect, but MC reaches a level of godliness not touched upon before or since. And yeah, Lebowski is a desert island movie for me, for sure…

Ugh
I'm so sick of marketing slogans having their own website. As if their 'marketing hook' is so awesome and unforgettable that our dumbasses will remember that instead of what the actual brand is.

'Hollywood's Endless Necrophilia'

Goddamnit, Sean
I love your writing. Consider my buzz killed.

As the proud owner of a Goldtop (that survived multiple supporting tours with Alice In Chains) I couldn't agree more.

"He's method"

I too liked the Cobra Commander voice right up until the end when he puts on that lame helmet.

Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I've matured a lot since then.

But what about
my FaceSpace account?

I didn't see Transformers 2 in the theater because I knew, deep down, it was going to be shit. It didn't even fuckin' look good.

Donkey, I totally agree. I've seen so few movies this year it's pathetic. But this is one big 'SPLOSIONS movie I won't miss.

Hama was an advisor of some sort. I met the man once when I worked at DC and was too dumbfounded to say much. I mean, those early Joe comics he did really hooked me. Brilliant shit, given then it was all marketing for a line of toys.

I too love the Hulk posts… and logged in just to say so.

The advertising for that fucking movie is insufferable. And all that Juno-originated quirk bullshit is more aggravating than ever. Somehow.

Final Destination 2 is awesomeness defined… people walking out of the theater after the opening scene (the log) made it all the more sweet. And the first one ain't half bad either.