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How dare she! T-Dawg died so that she would live!

Anyone want to talk about Limitless?

I loved her reasoning for bringing those two "You remind me of my emotionally unstable brother! And you're going to die alone and I thought this might take your mind off that!"

My theory for the finale: when they finally meet Negan he reveals that he captured Carol as soon as she left, Sophia-style, and has been keeping her alive just for the Lucille demonstration

It also seems incredibly stupid and un-Carol like of her to assume that Rick and Daryl aren't going to flip to fuck out about this and spend a time of time and manpower hunting her down when they should be preparing for war.

For some reason, Abraham telling Eugene that Rick was coming to see him in the infirmary made me laugh. I imagine it went something like:

Yeah- because they couldn't get the rights to even say Vandal Savage. And he was played by Dean Cain!

And then her two exes married each other. Family dinners at the Lance household have always been awkward, but even more so at this point.

YES THAT SMALLVILLE SHOUTOUT. As horrible as it would sometimes get, to teenage me Smallville was everything and this entire episode (guys roughing up a guy in a cornfield with his cheerleader crush, meteors giving punk teens superpowers that conveniently go away at the end of the episode) was like a Smallville

But she's still stuck with Laurel so it's really a toss up

So why couldn't they just leave Rory in 2046 like he's been wanting this whole time?

Ray comes off as a complete psychopath in this episode. He finds out his home has been destroyed and all his friends and ex-girlfriend are dead. Sara has a breakdown and vows to fix it even if it leaves her stranded in this shithole. And Ray…. hits on the barista.

But what about Roy?! He could have been the game changer.

I really did appreciate that the show was trying to say something about legacies and how Deathstroke's hate was so strong it infected his son, but the execution just made it feel like they tried to get Manu back until the last possible second and then just went with the first guy out of central casting.

I was really hoping that the gag would be that Gideon's dating system was what was malfunctioning and instead of 2046, it was next Tuesday.

Wait, what David Bowie song is this?

Barry and Diggle are tied up in a passive aggressive contest for Best Man (best friend vs. keeping illegitimate children secret). Oliver stuns them both by picking a slavering Lazarus Pit'ed Zombie Tommy who must be chained to the pulpit.

Jax does not drink from any open container offered to him!

NOOOOO. Not for any feelings about Olicity but I need me that Very Arrow Wedding Special. Calculator breaks out of prison and he and Lance get in a fistfight in the foyer about who gets to walk Felicity down the aisle! Sara brings the entire Legends team as her plus one and Cold and Heatwave steal the gifts!

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