AV Club- please review House Hunters. I guarentee it will break your reviewer faster than Two Broke girls or American Horror Story

We're not supposed to mention the owls!

That moment made me so sad there weren't any more PR reviews on AV Club because I could have spent all night making fun of it

Haven't seen the movie, but that's really interesting- the first prisons were basically designed the exact same way. Prisoners were led in with bags over their heads so they could never know the layout of the prison. Exercise time was staggered so no two prisoners were outside at the same time. Of course, this entire…

No. That was the guy who plays Larry Gengerch

That alcohol receptor was brilliant, and Charlie's ok because alcoholism skips a generation.

Thea: By the way Roy, did you know that my suspiciously strong brother who just moved back into town at the same time as the archer you are so obsessed with also happens to give out random symbolic arrowheads?
Roy: I'm sorry, I was too busy thinking about how me and the Archer are going to be best friends to pay…

Don't blame yourself, blame the fact that Laurel + the DA are the blandest people alive and have created some kind of mind wipe. The second you lay eyes on them everything goes blank and you snap back into the show five minutes later feeling refreshed, yet curiously empty.

I thought she was dating that even more boring district attorney guy from the last episode.

She was great on Vampire Diaries too

A question I have that the show hasn't answered: do people know about the second machine? Because Oliver's answer to Laurel could be: I was busy disabling one doomsday device, But no one's mentioned the second machine. shouldn't Cop Dad be a hero, not demoted?

That's the part I have trouble with. If Reese had entered the room, seen them both with their guns drawn and clear aim, I can buy him walking away. Putting a gun on the table does not give the husband an advantage when his wife is one second away from shooting him, especially now that she's in fear of her life. the…

I see thea has attended the Lana Lang School of Teenager Business Management

I'll just say that Nick seemed oddly ok with it being a hand

I actually enjoyed most of it, but the ending really bugged me. Leaving them to kill each other seemed like something Shaw would do, or Season 1 Reese, but not Reese now. And then he tells Finch to call the coast guard? So, he leaves the DA to kill the guy, plans to get her arrested and hopes she won't tattle on him,…

Which was basically this plot…

I loved it because you just know she was going to flip out when she found out what it was about.
"You guys read this crap? For fun?!"

So, there's this theory floating around that Ezekiel is actually Lucifer in disguise given that:
- Metatron's spell (if it was worded somehow like "all angels trapped on earth" instead of "all angels expelled from heaven") could have opened the cage
- Ezekiel's mysteriously injured while none of the others seem to be
-…

I now believe it was Irving himself on the other end doing his best Mrs. Featherbottom impression.

Was it just me or was whoever was on the other end of that call doing the most ridiculous British accent ever?