My wife's cousin has a pretty fat baby.  Whenever I see her, I ask if she wants all the ham.  My wife's cousin is not amused.

I so want to hug this guy…

Even though it was predictable, the Mac Statham scene was pretty well done.

They have a live album out tomorrow.

Now, whenever he shows up on screen, I just mutter, "Balls."

There was a Season 4?

My wife has been binge-watching Supernatural, and he certainly makes that show better.

No, the gators wouldn't like him on account of his missing four kidneys.

Oh, thank you so much for introducing me to that.  Literally, tears coming out.

If there was an Agent Pearce and Det. Paxson spinoff, I'd watch the shit out of it.

Are you going to do something, or just, um, keep driving while you bleed?

Was it "waterboardchair"?  I thought it was "waterboard shot".  I'm sure some shitty bar has already tried that, though.

Can I bid on his residual checks from being a demon on Charmed?

At least he was smart enough to not rip off One Direction.

Personally, I think it's too long and loses focus.  It's been a while since I listened to it, but I remember thinking there's a good 45-minute album in there if you trim it.
But, like the above analogy, I will listen to any Mos Def guest spot.  And I love Blackstar.

AKA the last good song Curtis made…

I'm hoping this is a reference I'm not catching.

It may be blasphemy, but I feel the same way about Mos Def.

"Sample Clearance" is code for "I got pantsed on my own track, so ain't no way I'm putting that on my record."

So you think we need one more?  You think we need one more.