Dave Goucher, play-by-play man for the Boston Bruins, did some play-by-play for the Gimp Scene.

Dave Goucher, play-by-play man for the Boston Bruins, did some play-by-play for the Gimp Scene.

See, I'm thinking that if Courtney Love were to throw a fit about this, I might actually be on her side.
As long as that turtle is on her head.  Fucking priceless.

See, I'm thinking that if Courtney Love were to throw a fit about this, I might actually be on her side.
As long as that turtle is on her head.  Fucking priceless.

This (wo)man speaks the truth!

This (wo)man speaks the truth!

Best wishes to your buddy's dad.

Best wishes to your buddy's dad.

I also have to remember his final, limping days here in Boston.  He actually looks like he's in better shape in that insurance commercial than he did then.

I also have to remember his final, limping days here in Boston.  He actually looks like he's in better shape in that insurance commercial than he did then.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Agreed on the best line of the night.  I fucking lost it there.

Agreed on the best line of the night.  I fucking lost it there.

I'm currently watching it on DVR - holy shit, how can you make a multimillion dollar bidding war so fucking boring?

I'm currently watching it on DVR - holy shit, how can you make a multimillion dollar bidding war so fucking boring?

Being in Boston, obviously I'm a Celtics fan, but the team I watch the most apart from them is Minnesota.  They'll be a lot of fun.  How do you not root for Kevin Love?

Being in Boston, obviously I'm a Celtics fan, but the team I watch the most apart from them is Minnesota.  They'll be a lot of fun.  How do you not root for Kevin Love?

But of course, now that title belongs to Greg Steimsma.

But of course, now that title belongs to Greg Steimsma.