I was "treated" to a screening of Empire Records at the CMJ Conference in 1995 - I'm still claiming I'm one of 100 people that actually saw it on a full-size movie theater screen.

I was "treated" to a screening of Empire Records at the CMJ Conference in 1995 - I'm still claiming I'm one of 100 people that actually saw it on a full-size movie theater screen.

The William Atherton piece comes to mind…

The William Atherton piece comes to mind…

Fletch Lives, motherfuckers.

Fletch Lives, motherfuckers.

I like Tony Scott - in fact, I've said that I want him to direct the documentary of my life because then it would seem interesting.  Or at least the visuals could distract from my boring fucking life.

I like Tony Scott - in fact, I've said that I want him to direct the documentary of my life because then it would seem interesting.  Or at least the visuals could distract from my boring fucking life.

Scrolling by too quickly made me read that as "Katy Perry's magical black man".

Collins, Jones, Burke, Caffery - USA's newest doo-wop group.

Collins, Jones, Burke, Caffery - USA's newest doo-wop group.

I was so happy to see this mentioned.

I was so happy to see this mentioned.

A malfunctioning DVR box combined with subsequent laziness made me miss the last 4 episodes of last season, but it was nice to (pretty much) jump right in.

A malfunctioning DVR box combined with subsequent laziness made me miss the last 4 episodes of last season, but it was nice to (pretty much) jump right in.

Not to mentioned ignoring Sir Mix-A-Lot "Swass" in 1988 and "Seminar" in 1989, but I'm sure we'll hear about Baby Got Back.

Not to mentioned ignoring Sir Mix-A-Lot "Swass" in 1988 and "Seminar" in 1989, but I'm sure we'll hear about Baby Got Back.

@avclub-c3db0eccf2c514420cdb901fd8c00753:disqus True, and it's even from a period when The Source was relevant (not like ranking Lil Kim as 5 Mics).

He has 99 problems, but "h" ain't one.

He has 99 problems, but "h" ain't one.