What does this guy have to do to get a B-?

Luckily, I missed the Wanted and the Bieber, because it's playoff hockey season and I have plenty of things to flip to.

Yeah, I have to admit that I was really pulling for Ashley, but Lindsay's performance last night was more interesting to me.  Based on one song, I think it was the right choice.  Based on the body of work, no.  So I guess it's how the judges view the spirit of the competition (kind of like Top Chef being based on one…

I'm most of the way through it now - agreed that it's pretty terrific.

"Gary, who do you think will watch this?"
"Everyone"
"Everyone?"
"EEEEEVVERRRRRRRYYYYYYONE!"

The worst part is that I've been hitting the gym almost every day for the last two years, and the Dead Hologram 2Pac *still* has better abs than me.

Strictly For My H.O.L.O.G.R.A.M.Z.

Wave Side, motherfuckers!

Oops - I didn't get this far down when I commented above.  Loved it.

I was hoping they'd overtly tie Sh'Dynasty into the Always Sunny episode, but this worked just as well.

I hear the sports radio callers are demanding he be benched for David Coverdale.

Rome?
Wait, that's Bradley Nowell's NUME.

When she sings the word "but" as "bit", and continuously adds syllables to words, that wears on you.  I get the feeling she did it a couple of times when she was first starting out, and people said, "Ooh, I like that," and then she did it WAY too fucking much.

I'm not entirely sure he wasn't intending to sing the Marilyn Manson version of the song.  So, good riddance.

The worst part about this episode (and really, the entire season) is that they won't have a 5-way tie for Emmys, so all these awesome performances will split the vote.

It was still Jack-Bauer-fire-axe-to-the-chest awesome, though..

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!

Maybe someone can help me with this one…

If he didn't have a trenchcoat and a boombox, then fuck that guy.

Kid tested, motherfucker approved?