Machete: The story of a learning-disabled 8-year-old girl who learns to change the world through the magic of the violin.

Add me to that list, too. Although I did read the book for Wonder Boys.

And we were going to make you King Of The Winter Carnival.

As soon as she came on screen, I shouted "Holy shit, it's Kent from 'Real Genius' in lady form!"

That threesome could cure many of the world's ills.

I have to admit, the Tiffany edit fooled me. At one point, it seemed like her hairstyle changed enough to look like it was after the one-month break before the final - that had me guessing Kevin until the end.

I'll try and agree to a lower degree of name-dropping hipsterism, but the only thing I ever look for in these announcements is something bigger than the 160gig, and if it's in iTouch form, then that's a bonus.

I loved Chino XL's first record. Everything since then has me scratching my head, because some songs are great, and some are just fucking awful. The man can clearly write a punchline…

I liked the mouthing of the word "tosser" in confusion.

Hey, we didn't get any tips about the new Hyundai this week.

I like Tom's short reviews, because he's no-nonsense about them. Plus, he has to give half of his opinion to Padma so she has something to say.

I was warned to stay away from "Wired" as a movie - but I will say that I read the book in 9th grade (20+ years ago) and that book scared me away from ever drinking or doing drugs.

@Moose

Holy shit - thank you very much for pointing that out to me - pure poetry. The Juggalo comparison almost makes Juggalos look bad. Almost.

Thanks - not sure how I overlooked it.

Can someone link this for the lazyman?

I saw Boris the Sprinkler back in college, and it was one of the more entertaining shows I've ever seen.

Judgment Night was fucking tits.

Rockets McBane: Director of Energy Drink Acquisitions

I'm gon' miss you, sweater vest-wearing New Yorker fag.