"A Thousand Miles" could have been turned into a kick ass hardcore song. At least, a few of us at the record store thought so.

The Mah-MOOSH-Ka!

(or Maestro.)

Well done, Lobsters.

@just..

Those goddamn Kia hamsters
You know, when I'm in the kitchen, and I hear Black Sheep pounding out my television, I do not expect to walk into the living room and see CGI hamsters in hoodies.

I always thought Eeyore was the most optimistic of the bunch. He genuinely thanked people for the smallest of things - when people notice him.

Check the time stamp, dammit! I was first! It's all I have!

Timely news
I had very recently learned that he is the Gilroy for which the lady-attraction substance in Ocean's 13 was named.

I think he said the same on Jon Stewart, jokingly calling the next one The Bourne Redundancy.

Can we talk about the real crime of the night?
No Gail cleavage.

Bite your tongue. Pepe is the muhfuckin' bomb.

Just don't shoot the crown off his grandmama's head.

Edgewise has not been to the right hookers.

My wife and I were introduced at our wedding to "You're The Best".

There definitely better be a goddamn TOASTYYYYYY reference in there.

@Ellie

@Totz

Probably since Def Jam's legendary Month Of The Man promotion, when Tical and Dare Iz A Darkside were being cross-promoted. And then they did Blackout. And then How High. Then the TV series. Then the Right Guard commercials.

My favorite part of the Cribs is where he has the box of money (on top of the fridge? I don't quite recall) to run to the store. Classic.