Body of Lies. Nothing can make that right.

It took me about an hour for me to accept that it was as grindingly shit as it actually was. I kept on thinking 'It has to be good. Its Prometheus. Maybe I'm just not in the mood.'

It took me about an hour for me to accept that it was as grindingly shit as it actually was. I kept on thinking 'It has to be good. Its Prometheus. Maybe I'm just not in the mood.'

The only way you can spoil this movie is by watching it.

The only way you can spoil this movie is by watching it.

Somehow even that doesn't save it, though.

Somehow even that doesn't save it, though.

Yep.

Yep.

Well, actually…

Well, actually…

I'd struggle to give it a D. It both sucks and blows.

I'd struggle to give it a D. It both sucks and blows.

We've all seen Prometheus in Europe now. I'd advise totally avoiding the internet until next Friday if you don't want to hear some, lets say, potentially troubling news.

We've all seen Prometheus in Europe now. I'd advise totally avoiding the internet until next Friday if you don't want to hear some, lets say, potentially troubling news.

Damn straight.

Damn straight.

I saw it yesterday and really liked it - more for the design and visuals than the story, but I still got pretty caught up in it.

I saw it yesterday and really liked it - more for the design and visuals than the story, but I still got pretty caught up in it.

Despised it - the oblique, arty approach to story means that it becomes a kind of mood piece about teen shootings. It felt like it was kind-of glorifying the violence, just because it didn't have anything else to say.