I'll third that. Glasses rule, and contact lenses are indeed for blinky-eye, 'have you seen my saline solution,' pussies.

UN-FUCKING-MOTHER-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

Seen it
I saw him do stand up before he was famous, and it was good, but he got heckled a lot. His schtick was that he was parodying a shit stand up comedian, but it was a bit too meta for the audience, most of whom thought he was just a shit stand up comedian.

Hot bus action
I keep on getting trailed around town by a bus with a picture of that Big Momma shit on it.

Detroit is as good as Motown? That's nothing to be proud of.

Is 'cats' a emphemism in this context for skanky women, or do you really mean cats? Because Paul Verhoeven has a good record with the former - the latter, I'm not so sure.

I also know that they used to do some singing there. Or was that Motown? What happened to those guys? Did Clarence Boddicker get them? Is Clarence Boddicker Eminem's dad?

Go Robo!
Now they just need to start on Delta City, and Detroit can finally put that whole industrial wasteland thing behind it.

(Flushes toilet)

Surely 'Shark Thriller 3D' would do the job.

Downey Jnr was a little girl as Sherlock. Benedict Cumberbatch, on the other hand, annihilates all comers.

I actually did have to shoot off my friends arms and legs just to escape from a particularly sticky fix recently, and it was no joke, I can tell you.

Nolan must have been smacking his head against a wall when he heard that Cotillard was pregnant. She would have destroyed as Catwoman.

Saved, ruined, its all the same.

Benedict Cumberbatch for James Bond
Get rid of Craig, set them in the 1950s, employ Benedict Cumberbatch to play Bond.

I also played the ET game on the Atari 2600, and in it, I walked from area to area, without really understanding my purpose, and without knowing what I needed to do in order to progress.

Martin Sheen has got range, I'll give him that.

For those, they're going to need a bigger box.

Unfortunately…
Changing this one element of the SATC formula would still fail to address every single other aspect of the show that made it unappealing to me.

Chicken Tikka Massala, surely.