@avclub-5bc6960dad8ab0694bb4d6ff884b0c1e:disqus NEEDS TIMING

What about teenage sparkly vampire werewolves?  Those seem to move a few volumes.

What about teenage sparkly vampire werewolves?  Those seem to move a few volumes.

White bands be beating their fans like this, while black bands be beating their fans like that….

White bands be beating their fans like this, while black bands be beating their fans like that….

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus :You take that back! Fletch is a goddamn cinematic masterpiece!

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus :You take that back! Fletch is a goddamn cinematic masterpiece!

I don't know, something about being gay…

I don't know, something about being gay…

I never realized how attractive you are @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus .  Has your hair always been so wavy? And have your eyes always sparkled like that?

I never realized how attractive you are @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus .  Has your hair always been so wavy? And have your eyes always sparkled like that?

I've been told I have a nice ass, so I guess it is a good place to be…

I've been told I have a nice ass, so I guess it is a good place to be…

Every masterplan needs it's masterbaiter.

Every masterplan needs it's masterbaiter.

Liked for Xenu-batin'

Liked for Xenu-batin'

My theory about rising crime rates is this:  If life is like CBS crime procedurals, then there are three types of people in america, victims, crime solving cops and criminals.  I am not a crime solving cop, have no desire to become a victim, therefore I must be a criminal.  I will therefore be the most violent…

My theory about rising crime rates is this:  If life is like CBS crime procedurals, then there are three types of people in america, victims, crime solving cops and criminals.  I am not a crime solving cop, have no desire to become a victim, therefore I must be a criminal.  I will therefore be the most violent…

Hey, Slayer has class dripping out of their assholes, man.