So where do you keep the hookers?

What's this about Lohan taking a dump?

What's this about Lohan taking a dump?

This is the theme to Garry's show
This is the theme to Garry's show
This is the theme to Garry Shandling's show

This is the theme to Garry's show
This is the theme to Garry's show
This is the theme to Garry Shandling's show

As directed by Lars Von Trier.  Andy had some hotties in his past.

As directed by Lars Von Trier.  Andy had some hotties in his past.

Well, don't that beat all….

Well, don't that beat all….

This land is my land
This land ain't your land
I got a shot gun, and you ain't got one
If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off
[This land was made for only me!]

This land is my land
This land ain't your land
I got a shot gun, and you ain't got one
If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off
[This land was made for only me!]

Yes, I own a bottle of dick cream, and I like to fondle my sweaters…

Yes, I own a bottle of dick cream, and I like to fondle my sweaters…

Yes, I can….

Yes, I can….

My, what a lovely thrum you have….

My, what a lovely thrum you have….

I don't use the term hero much, but you, @avclub-a0ce28b705b46f6536c62641afc6805a:disqus , are the greatest hero in the history of america.

That's right ladies, stop going to those high priced doctors for breast or gyno exams.  Why not stop in at your local bar/pub and choose out a stranger, who I'm sure would be more than happy to examine you for breast lumps or other problems "down there".  They will be extremely grateful and you get a free check-up!…

That's right ladies, stop going to those high priced doctors for breast or gyno exams.  Why not stop in at your local bar/pub and choose out a stranger, who I'm sure would be more than happy to examine you for breast lumps or other problems "down there".  They will be extremely grateful and you get a free check-up!…