Not you….

***sniffs, wipes away tear…***  I love you all, you are my people…

Sourdough bread, carmelized onions, sauteed mushrooms and turkey with muenster cheese, all with a fresh spicy salsa for dippin', and you got yerself a deal!  Oh, and sure, Twilight Zone too…

What about a movie in which a moon rock turned a man INTO a werewolf?  Happened to John Jameson, son of J. Jonah Jameson.

…Hey, I'm an uncle, and I went to lowlypaloozer in '93…

Someone say boobs?

LISA NEEDS VALTREX!

"Motley Crue is so gnarled and smelly, they remind me of Grandma."

I too refuse to watch this smarmy piece of shit.  Plus, I already know how it ends, so who cares?

I do……..now.

Sweaty gymnastics girls you say?

Praised.

Second thing we do, let's go for BBQ!

Clearly you have never been to Wasilla, AK…

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

It'll only be entertaining till a certain point, namely the Lockerbie bombing.  Then, well, you know…

Successful hijacksies.

Red Rocks is the proper forum to see any band live.  Even the Manson Family Band would sound great there.

Good bouquet, long, lingering finish with a hint of penis…

Mary Elizabeth Ellis.  Loves me some Waitress.  And happy to see her in this pilot, if only briefly.