Could it be . . .
. . . the single most enjoyable album ever released? I think it could.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN B-
FUCK YOU GUYS INDIANA JONES ROCKS

What
None of these characters look like high schoolers.

For me
The big shock about Dwight and Angela having sex is the fact that Angela would be having premarital sex at all.

For me
The big shock about Dwight and Angela having sex is the fact that Angela would be having premarital sex at all.

The spin-off is actually going to be a Twin Peaks-like mystery drama, with Chair Model being the Laura Palmer substitute.

No, sorry, we can't.

Also
In the article you linked to, the photos of Herzog and Lynch both look like mugshots.

Wow
Herzog, Lynch, AND San Diego? THIS IS PERFECTION

Not that I'm defending a movie whose trailer almost gave me a heart attack, but is #2 at the box office really all that bad? Bad enough to justify an Entertainment Weekly style "crash and burn" pun?

Root beer float
Are you making fun of root beer floats and the people who drink them? Because I'll have you know that they are in fact delicious, and furthermore they are very refreshing on a hot day.

um
"It makes me a little jumpy to know that some Lost fans are already seeing things I as yet haven't. Does anyone else have this experience?"

A Historical Examination of East Frisian-Low Saxon Adjective Declension
Anchorman's jokes weren't funny, its comedic timing was way off, and I don't like that they made fun of San Diego. So, uh, I guess this article is bad news for me.

What does "outre" mean?
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU COMMUNIST

If I hated William Hurt's performance in A History of Violence, will I hate his performance in Mr. Brooks?

Hate
I hate stoners, I hate stoner culture, and I hate this guy's douchy stupid face.

What
How can a man have that mustache and not live in Texas?

I hate his face
I haven't seen this movie (just the German original), but I have to say that Michael Pitt is probably the ugliest son of a bitch working in movies today.

In all fairness . . .
No one ever shut up about Sex and the City when that was on, either.