Over 25% of the world's prison population and no one gives so much as half a fuck. It wasn't even mentioned by either political candidate. You'll care if it happens to you, but then no one will listen to you 'cause you'll have the stink of jail on you.

It could have been the second coming, or at least the best movie of the year. It had some of the best performances of Fassbender and Noomi Rapace's careers. It had some of the most gorgeous cinematography I've ever seen.

It could have been the second coming, or at least the best movie of the year. It had some of the best performances of Fassbender and Noomi Rapace's careers. It had some of the most gorgeous cinematography I've ever seen.

Far as I can tell, at least 75% of the sports world hates Tebow, and the other 25% are the kind of drooling idiots who go down for public prayer and ought to be legal to murder (except it wouldn't be murder because they don't qualify as human).

Far as I can tell, at least 75% of the sports world hates Tebow, and the other 25% are the kind of drooling idiots who go down for public prayer and ought to be legal to murder (except it wouldn't be murder because they don't qualify as human).

They both begin with a hard K sound. Say it out loud. SAY IT. NOW.

They both begin with a hard K sound. Say it out loud. SAY IT. NOW.

BOOM. Pregnant.

BOOM. Pregnant.

Edit: I can't read.

Edit: I can't read.

L.A. Confidential is straight up awesome, you take that back you filthy cocksucker.

L.A. Confidential is straight up awesome, you take that back you filthy cocksucker.

Nothing matters once religion gets involved. If Latinos are that religious, then they are just as bad.

Nothing matters once religion gets involved. If Latinos are that religious, then they are just as bad.

It seemed like Amy Adams really, really did not want to be in that movie.

It seemed like Amy Adams really, really did not want to be in that movie.

'Cause trying to pander to women with Sarah Palin worked out so well. Heh. Good times. Don't be surprised if the running mate in 4 years is Latino. (Not the actual candidate, because come on, these are still Republicans.)

'Cause trying to pander to women with Sarah Palin worked out so well. Heh. Good times. Don't be surprised if the running mate in 4 years is Latino. (Not the actual candidate, because come on, these are still Republicans.)

When you look at it like that, it's pretty cool that he went with a band name instead of calling it "Trent Reznor". You rock, sir! Also, you made the last 3 seconds of Cabin in the Woods even more awesome.