Makes a hell of a caucasian though

One doesn't dissect gossamer

It Takes Two is a tale of ensuring the correct dosage when taking Advil.

Jackie Treehorn's

You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.

When the fucking marketing guys are morally reigning you in, you might want to re-think things.

Uh, the author seems to be under the impression that the place only serves cheesecake and the menu is huge because it's pages and pages of fucking desserts

Awww, is the snowflake upset?

Pass.

Stayin’ up for days in the Trump Hotel

Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time.

"…and in conclusion, the 80s were a time of contrasts."

Yes, I'm sure it was a mix of camera technique/technology and just copying other movies. Some vague reason like "the world was in an uncertain state" as the reason for slides is stupid.

You should try to de-sour and sweeten

Their anti-shrinkage devices sell well.

You named names

"And you profess a desire to be employed by me as someone who helps me sell latex!?"

"You are vehemently against those who practice dentistry"

Do you have fucking Memento disease?

We ain't found shit!