I'm not going to "listen" to anyone who gives their kids over for in-bed sleepovers with adults

They sound like Penn State apologists

Hey, Jermaine finally got the internet!

Dumbass

not alright, not alright, not alright…

Well you may be happy to learn that coyote populations are up in these areas

Hey! I grew up really close to Showa. As kids, we used to sneak onto the grounds until we got chased off. Also, there was a crazy sledding hill there.

I agree. I like that they tried something different, but just not enough laughs.

Headline: "Casey Affleck comments on sexual harassment suits"

Her stage name was Garth Hudson.

It's a mistake. The author presumably meant "worth of caffeine."

Stop sending letters

denim chicken

dick towel

No dice

TUSK!

"The Mall of America is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if Trump had won the election. This is the sixth Reich"

I think he said 'blessed are the cheese importers'

Jack Black took a dive like a soccer player!

Okay, I gave the headline and first sentence 3 reads and still don't know what the fuck it means.