Captain of the High Altutude Tree Branch Vista Club

Generallissimo of the Mud and Mayhem Society

Don't make a mummer's farce out of this

Shiiiiit, why didn't you say so?

The sea was angry that day friends.

Hopefully in the deli slicer at Satriale's….

What about showing Tony's parents and uncle in their 20's and 30's?

A place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspin…

What happens to Weezer's Blue Album in this alternate history?

It's a magical coincidence that the interviewer always dislikes the song too…

well said

Your move, Dean Cain.

GRITTY ORIGIN STORY REBOOT!

How's my handshake? A little firm?

If alamo drafthouse is doing this why are none of the venues … alamo drafthouses?

Wtf is an alamo drafthouse?

I got the Moops from riding a tractor in my bathing suit.

"Virgil quick come see"
— hologram Levon Helm

I thought his highlights were as Gene Creemers and Kelsey Grammer

La Flama Blanca
Dr Cock N Balls