There is no spoon.

My worst fear, considering the current trends in hollywood, is a largely hyped up remake of Howard the Duck . . . lasties

FYI - fucking for money is about as "honest" as work gets on some level

Directed by Crispin Glover

I'm surprised no one mentioned eXistenZ in relation to this film. I do get the Shutter Island connection, and I thought of it watching the film. eXistenZ though

Instead of theories, how about accepting ambiguity as part of the text, since that is obviously the goal.

Remember though, it's cocaine chemistry. Usually doesn't bode well.

I don't even think her and Jake from 16 Candles will make it.

Han wouldn't be able to not fuck some hot Twi'Lek, I know it

Clarence and Alabama from True Romance will also make it

Zack and Miri have pretty good odds too.

Flash Gordon and Dale will make it for sure.

I don't think Jim would cheat necessarily. But they won't make it.

House of Yes?

To be fair, the Paul Rudd character in Knocked Up and Apatow's wife will stay together unless She leaves Him. The main characters are doomed though

Yeah, it's way better than say Cherry 2000.

I thought it was hilarious when Katy Perry tried to call out GaGa for blasphemy. Neither are relevant to me, but it was funny. She said something like "blasphemy should never be used as entertainment" and it was obvious she was pissed that GaGa stole her attention.

I find being a housewife pretty fun sometimes. But I don't have kids. And I'm a man.

I heard about this I think. The dichotomy of Eat Pray Love versus this Expendables is funny in and of itself. I'm sure there are couples out there fighting over this kind of thing though.

wtf is a good chick flick lol