Maybe this is just me, but I thought LadyKillers was a bit of an inside spoof on Oceans Twelve which was coming out at the same time. Wasn't it? Perhaps I was just overthinking it. Probably, if I'm using words like "perhaps."

Patrick Swayze's Ghost.

Ow! My Brain!!!

No, he's been doing a low rent Keenan Ivory Wayans impersonation.

Wow! Usually a crazy homeless guy has to hand me a pamphlet for me to get this much useless information! Thanks interwebs!

Those are machine guns.

…David Letterman boned Bob Barker?!?!

Kanye likes fishsticks!

Good Lord, I just learned yesterday that "Taurine" is synthetic bull testosterone, today I read about Cow Piss soda, and some moron at Coke thinks fizzy milk is a good thing?!?! GAH!!!

…Spy Kids?!