…just killed a man?

"I want to look like a really young candle."

Relevant.

Huzzah!

http://www.fishsticktheatre…

…is that a thing?

I got this one. Thanks roobs!

Howdy y'all! My phone died, so I'm in the market for a new phone to get. I'm not a big "phone guy", per se, and I'm also not looking for an iPhone. I mostly just use my phone for texting, calling, and the interwebs. Do any of you have a good suggestion, phone-wise?

I absolutely agree.

"Do you know any limericks?"

"Your knees must be sore from jumping to conclusions! Yee-whoop!"

Welp, it took three episodes, but I now love Gravity Falls. John Oliver!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Because all of you gentlefolks have been talking about it, I shall heretofore begin my foray into Gravity Falls.

http://www.fishsticktheatre…

Sorry, nope.

Question Time!

I'd like to be a critic's critic.

Hey y'all! I'm super-sick and I've been laying in bed all day, so I decided that today was the day that I start watching It's Always Sunny, of which I own the first two seasons. It's pretty good so far!

Not rad.