A typical Sunday in the life of 5000 Candles:

Howdy y’all. I’d like to take a moment to address some of the animosity that’s been going on recently on this board. First of all, we should all take some relaxing medication and think about what this board is. This isn’t some Shirley-Pierce situation where we have to kick on person out, nor is it a Team Slater/Team…

Yours.

Anna Gunn.

They're part of your body, and under your control.

Could we all just…relax?

Question Time!

So I just realized that I used my 5,000th comment for French Question Time.

RuPaul's Drag Race.

"Color me uninterested."

Yeaaahhh, I would take the Edit Stamp of Shame and change that last sentence, Captain.

Huzzah!

Question Time!

http://www.fishsticktheatre…

Can I guess? Is it Reggie Watts?

Conversation that I had with one of the ASD kids I work with (he's 5):

Did you tell them to Tina Turn-er the clocks back?

I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of an emotion.

Malhereusement, ils sont tres toxique.

Les serpents sont tres gros. Desole.