CONNIE MUTHAFUCKIN' BRITTON.

JOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIN USSSSS

I do!

How would you grade it?

This could very well be true.

After listening to so many commentaries with him on it, I'm shocked that anyone doesn't know that his default tone of voice is "sarcastic".

Woohoo!

Huzzah! What's the occasion?

Huzzah! Faith shall remain restored.

…sure.

Questione di Tempo!

Dazz-puncher for @Chicanery:disqus

Could I just choose Sean O'Neal's Newswire articles? Because if I can, I choose that.

Here I come, X-bar theory!

Sure!

Study of languages.

You can take the @avclub-16b30c64f09d2a66b1ff9c086efb9c45:disqus role and somehow combine both answers?

91% on my Linguistics midterm.

You have control.

Question Time!