I've been drunk TWICE in the past 12 months.

Question Time!

I may have fudged a few of those numbers.

Maybe it's because you didn't go to Denny's.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Punches!

Nope. Go Denny's!

Correct. My sober cousin drove us all back to her house and we slept over there. I drove home this morning without any alcohol in my system.

Itinerary of what I drank last night:

How can it not be, with awesome people like you in my life!?

Thank you all so much for the well-wishes! I would say something sappy and sweet, but I am far too hung over.

Sure.

You may marry if you so choose.

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Somewhere in between those two extremes.

Forbidden!?

Yes, she can.

Theftian!