Have them killed!

I'd try to write an original comment here, but ABC just proved in court that all comments are the same…

I'd try to write an original comment here, but ABC just proved in court that all comments are the same…

You don't remember that movie, "Phil Collins is The Tazranian Devil"?  Peter Garbiel and Brian Eon also provided music.  It featured that awesome hit, "You'll Be In My Art".  If you'd like to learn more, consult your local library!
-Justin Case
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You don't remember that movie, "Phil Collins is The Tazranian Devil"?  Peter Garbiel and Brian Eon also provided music.  It featured that awesome hit, "You'll Be In My Art".  If you'd like to learn more, consult your local library!
-Justin Case
Expert Level Duckula

So You Wanna Be A Boxer is the catchiest song in human history!

So You Wanna Be A Boxer is the catchiest song in human history!

Actually, Yo's Dr. Dre was in a group called Original Concept that had a good album called, "Straight From The Basement of Kooley High".  It's a bit juvenille ("bit" might be kind) but there's some sweet sampling going on and a couple solid songs.

Actually, Yo's Dr. Dre was in a group called Original Concept that had a good album called, "Straight From The Basement of Kooley High".  It's a bit juvenille ("bit" might be kind) but there's some sweet sampling going on and a couple solid songs.

I believe they're currently working on a sequel about today's MTV programming:
Yo! MTV's Crap!

I believe they're currently working on a sequel about today's MTV programming:
Yo! MTV's Crap!

Martin Short has always come across as a true gentleman and handled that idiot KLG better than I think anyone can be expected to.  While I don't always find him funny (some of his stuff on SCTV is hilarious while some is tedious,) I have always respected him as a person and appreciated the way he carries himself.  He…

Martin Short has always come across as a true gentleman and handled that idiot KLG better than I think anyone can be expected to.  While I don't always find him funny (some of his stuff on SCTV is hilarious while some is tedious,) I have always respected him as a person and appreciated the way he carries himself.  He…

I know it's strange to pick a movie as "ephemeral", particularly one as well-known as "Rocky III", but I saw it on opening night with a very revved-up crowd back in the still-at-the-height-of-the-Cold-War '80s.  During the press conference portion where the Russians are talking about how good Drago is, some dude in…

I know it's strange to pick a movie as "ephemeral", particularly one as well-known as "Rocky III", but I saw it on opening night with a very revved-up crowd back in the still-at-the-height-of-the-Cold-War '80s.  During the press conference portion where the Russians are talking about how good Drago is, some dude in…

Just finished reading the very good "Are You Dave Gorman?" and would be psyched to see his show based on the search for Dave Gormans.  I would also dig seeing his routine using Powerpoint.

Just finished reading the very good "Are You Dave Gorman?" and would be psyched to see his show based on the search for Dave Gormans.  I would also dig seeing his routine using Powerpoint.

Not sure if this has been mentioned (already 197 reasonable discussions going on!) but I remember seeing Elliott Smith in a dorm lounge at UC Berkeley in 1996.  I had no idea who he was at the time, but my brother was a huge fan, so we went and sat with maybe 20 people on lounge chairs circled around him while he sat…

Not sure if this has been mentioned (already 197 reasonable discussions going on!) but I remember seeing Elliott Smith in a dorm lounge at UC Berkeley in 1996.  I had no idea who he was at the time, but my brother was a huge fan, so we went and sat with maybe 20 people on lounge chairs circled around him while he sat…

We could have robster craws!  What the fuck are robster craws?