Hey $15 dollars for a movie theater Bud Light right?

4 minutes is too long when there is a whole internet out there?

I was kind of expecting the video to be shot from idiotking's cell phone

Wait, if you're here then who is occupying Wall Street?

What's with Instant adding all the James Bond movies at the end of August and then getting rid of them Oct 1st? We would have to watch roughly 2/3 Bond movies a day to experience the whole collection!

Well she will probably notice once she keeps getting called Butt-Horn

Quiet! Don't let AV Club Hive Mind hear about this!

Your memory is incorrect. He ate 3 of them!

Was she one of the two giggling girls in Mighty Ducks II that Coach Bombay walked by on his date?

April Fools' Cosby: Possibly the best Cosby clone? Maybe Bathtub Cosby gives him a run for his money.

This seems like a good place to ask this:

Score one for the machine!

I recently watched They Live so I have burned my TV and threw it out the window.

"Because men can’t just present their swollen genitals like apes, we have
to listen to dudes playing shitty harmonica at music festivals. Thanks,
civilization."

Idiotking i will join you under the following circumstances:

Hey, who invited you here?

I'm with you Murray. Just after the 3 last seasons of Star Trek TNG, last 4 seasons of Larry Sanders, season 2 of Rocko's Modern Life, 4 more Connery Bond films, seasons 2-6 of Cheers, seasons 6-9 of King of the Hill, and all of Party Down.  Then I'm out.

Tell me more about this "library"

And make Santa's Little Helper a talking robot!

Didn't catch that bit about waiting for syndication rights to end did you?