And now we know that Craig J. Clark is an elderly man.

I watched Delhi Belly, a Bollywood take on R-rated comedies. It mostly sucked because since Bollywood movies are usually so strictly family friendly (no on-screen kissing even), this movie seemed like it was made for just the shock value of saying fuck or showing an asscrack.

I think that the hermano joke is justified in the next episode when GOB keeps referring to Michael as brother in different languages.

Didn't we agree that the bicycle example is a Gilligan Turn or something, and is much hackier than a Stan Daniels.

GRAMMAR MISTAKE!
Did anybody else notice that Weird Al is quoted as saying "statutory rate" when referring to R. Kelly? He obviously said "statutory rape". Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that one.

Hey slow down there buddy. We got a whole summer ahead of us.

Hey, AV Club whenever you are ready to cancel Aaron Carter's account, it will not be too soon.

Now I'm not a nitpicky Simpsons nerd..
But I believe Barney makes his omelets with four different types of cheese.

Drinky, you have been consistently ruling the firsties lately. May you discover the cure to CancerAIDS

She looks good when she backs that ass up

Bah!
Fuck you O'Neal! Stealing our Back to the Island jokes! How are we gonna start a Lost reference thread now?

You make a good point, Jesus.

Like one vote ever made a difference!

Oh Shoot!
I was looking forward to watching one of those

I think the funniest part of the Banana Grabber is the double-gulp noise he makes when eating the banana.

Im sure he will be able to kill it weeks from now just as easily. Unless we have all just killed ourselves instead.

Original quote?
NJ: I love all of them but [I prefer excessively hardcore pornography] in particular.

Recycling is gay

You guys wanna play Ratt Risk?

Its definitely all a relatively ironic act. His personality is completely calculated. I saw his SNL audition tape and he was completely different. He was not the overblown hood caricature that he is now, just some desperate hack comedian.