And wtf was up with the Game of Thrones reference? It didn't really make sense, just seemed like something thrown out there because, hey, Game of Thrones is cool, right? I mean, if something creates conflict, then it's sort of like Game of Thrones. Which made me also think:

And wtf was up with the Game of Thrones reference? It didn't really make sense, just seemed like something thrown out there because, hey, Game of Thrones is cool, right? I mean, if something creates conflict, then it's sort of like Game of Thrones. Which made me also think:

She also looks drugged. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like she doesn't really bring anything GOOD to the show. People watched because, well, it was Britney, bitch. And then they quickly realized how…boring she is.

She also looks drugged. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like she doesn't really bring anything GOOD to the show. People watched because, well, it was Britney, bitch. And then they quickly realized how…boring she is.

Contestant says name.
Crowd screams/goes wild.
Contestant says age.
Crowd screams/goes wild.

Contestant says name.
Crowd screams/goes wild.
Contestant says age.
Crowd screams/goes wild.

You don't know much of her because she's TWENTY YEARS OLD, much of that time spent in rehab or whatever. When she called the Bieber-clone "adorable" I thought, wait, aren't you like, just a few years older than this kid? Christ, already she's patronizing like a seasoned veteran.

You don't know much of her because she's TWENTY YEARS OLD, much of that time spent in rehab or whatever. When she called the Bieber-clone "adorable" I thought, wait, aren't you like, just a few years older than this kid? Christ, already she's patronizing like a seasoned veteran.

I know, right? I looked at the clock several times and couldn't believe how long it was going on…and THEN they voted! Her voice wasn't great, her story was dumb (everyone gets bullied, get over it), and her Demi-stalking was a little creepy. I'm not into this chick AT ALL. Gimme back Drew any day.

I know, right? I looked at the clock several times and couldn't believe how long it was going on…and THEN they voted! Her voice wasn't great, her story was dumb (everyone gets bullied, get over it), and her Demi-stalking was a little creepy. I'm not into this chick AT ALL. Gimme back Drew any day.

Everything on her is just so…crisp and clean. Her eyebrows, face, eyes, TEETH…yeesh. Def overdone in a lot of places.

Everything on her is just so…crisp and clean. Her eyebrows, face, eyes, TEETH…yeesh. Def overdone in a lot of places.

Yea, she's busy participating in pop culture brackets and fantasy drafts. Bet she's having fun.

Yea, she's busy participating in pop culture brackets and fantasy drafts. Bet she's having fun.

Yea, that was funny, but also sort of gets to the heart of what our ears have been trained to hear. Hearing a natural, slightly pitchy singer sounds, well, bad to us because we've been trained to hear music in perfect pitch, all the time, every time. So yea, it was a cheapshot, but it's also a lot harder than it looks.

Yea, that was funny, but also sort of gets to the heart of what our ears have been trained to hear. Hearing a natural, slightly pitchy singer sounds, well, bad to us because we've been trained to hear music in perfect pitch, all the time, every time. So yea, it was a cheapshot, but it's also a lot harder than it looks.

Demi did okay. She acts like a kid (and heck, looks like a kid). We'll see how it plays out. Anything is a step up from that train wreck Nicole Sherzinteitnfeidninger.

Demi did okay. She acts like a kid (and heck, looks like a kid). We'll see how it plays out. Anything is a step up from that train wreck Nicole Sherzinteitnfeidninger.

Did she seem…not-quite-lucid? In a daze? Something seemed slightly off, but maybe that's because all of us remember her as a popstar. She's definitely lacking "pop" right now, that's for sure.

Did she seem…not-quite-lucid? In a daze? Something seemed slightly off, but maybe that's because all of us remember her as a popstar. She's definitely lacking "pop" right now, that's for sure.