And I could have, too
'Cause I'm a big guy, and good with knots

No kidding! I'm hoping he'll knife Sam the Eagle.

Oklahoma? Well shit goddamn hell, fuck.

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'll repair to my lair and use Nair. Do you care?

Oh yeah
Nicholas II - the original Crazy Train

Dennis or Frank being the father wouldn't necessarily be gross, if it was some kind of whacky artificial insemination mishap, like if she accidentally got Frank's sample or something.

Oil tycoon.

WHY WOULD THEY CALL THEM 'PIG NEWTONS'?!

Yeah, where are The Magnetic Fields? 'You Must Be Out of Your Mind' really gets the job done for me.

It's also a little unnerving to see him as the frat-boy antagonist in Revenge of the Nerds II.

No love for Mr. Pinchy?

CITIZEN SNIPS!!!!!!

Yeah. Real bands — like Led Zeppelin — would never let that happen.

Eh…the best Robin Hood was Daffy Duck.

I've got a dirty thumb….

There's plenty of sports online. Last year, for $10, I got to watch all MLB playoff games online. This year I picked up their league pass, and I plan to get the playoff package again.

Countryside Wild Turkey.

No.

Have you made your decision FOR CHRIST?

You Americans, you talk and you talk, and you say "Let me tell you something" and "I just want to say this." Well, you're dead now. So SHUT UP.