Patton Oswalt…you mean that fat gremlin who makes whiny jokes about things that aren't really very funny?

Patton Oswalt…you mean that fat gremlin who makes whiny jokes about things that aren't really very funny?

I hope you know that at one point the biggest collector of Barbies in the world was Boyd Rice, maker of avant-garde noise albums and once in line to take over the Church of Satan.

I hope you know that at one point the biggest collector of Barbies in the world was Boyd Rice, maker of avant-garde noise albums and once in line to take over the Church of Satan.

Yes, because Germans are inherently evil.

Yes, because Germans are inherently evil.

He's a fucking lot more enjoyable than Kierkegaard.

He's a fucking lot more enjoyable than Kierkegaard.

"Self-imploded" is a nonsensical phrase.

"Self-imploded" is a nonsensical phrase.

I haven't watched much of his stuff, just a few YouTube clips mainly, but it's not all bad. Like once he was talking about his alcoholic father who promised the kids he'd take them camping and that they'd have to be up by 8, except that little Dane knew it wasn't going to happen because his Dad fell asleep at 7:58.

I haven't watched much of his stuff, just a few YouTube clips mainly, but it's not all bad. Like once he was talking about his alcoholic father who promised the kids he'd take them camping and that they'd have to be up by 8, except that little Dane knew it wasn't going to happen because his Dad fell asleep at 7:58.

Plagiarism is unfairly criticized. Haven't any of you fuckers read Lautreamont, or Debord, or Gysin, or Burroughs? There is quite a lot to be said in favor of plagiarism.

Plagiarism is unfairly criticized. Haven't any of you fuckers read Lautreamont, or Debord, or Gysin, or Burroughs? There is quite a lot to be said in favor of plagiarism.

I'd choose auto-erotic asphyxiation. Kinky!

I'd choose auto-erotic asphyxiation. Kinky!

I wouldn't go around calling "Julie and Julia" a "great" movie. It's one-half very enjoyable movie, one-half shit bomb.

I wouldn't go around calling "Julie and Julia" a "great" movie. It's one-half very enjoyable movie, one-half shit bomb.

It's all right. You can still have douche cred.

It's all right. You can still have douche cred.