Wrong on the first point, right on the second.

Wrong on the first point, right on the second.

Parks and Rec went from an okay show in season 1 to a great show in season 2 to an okay-again show in season 3 to a subpar show in season 4. I hope Michael Schur understands this.

Parks and Rec went from an okay show in season 1 to a great show in season 2 to an okay-again show in season 3 to a subpar show in season 4. I hope Michael Schur understands this.

Big fucking deal.

Big fucking deal.

You just misused the word "epiphany," although I know what you were getting at.

You just misused the word "epiphany," although I know what you were getting at.

Isn't Daria that show that I only watched because I compulsively watched anything on TV when I was 15? And that never once made me laugh?

Isn't Daria that show that I only watched because I compulsively watched anything on TV when I was 15? And that never once made me laugh?

Matt Groening was also the world's biggest fan of The Residents. Did you know that?

Matt Groening was also the world's biggest fan of The Residents. Did you know that?

I own several of Hitler's paintings. Beautiful use of color.

I own several of Hitler's paintings. Beautiful use of color.

How about fisting? Do you know anything about that?

How about fisting? Do you know anything about that?

Read Burroughs and Gysin.

Read Burroughs and Gysin.

Wait, seriously? That guy was really funny. Help! is an underrated movie.

Wait, seriously? That guy was really funny. Help! is an underrated movie.