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Reluctant Registard
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Geek.

Geek.

Oh, like you've never fucked a young girl. Fucking moralist.

Oh, like you've never fucked a young girl. Fucking moralist.

I'm not completely sure this is accurate, but I think John Waters hitchhiked 72 TRILLION (with a "T") miles.

I'm not completely sure this is accurate, but I think John Waters hitchhiked 72 TRILLION (with a "T") miles.

Danzig would have been 72 TRILLION (with a "T) times better than Jackman.

Danzig would have been 72 TRILLION (with a "T) times better than Jackman.

It's true. In watching SNL reruns, I never once saw him corpse.

fuck you, asshole.

James Agee was 10x the critic that Noel Murray is.

James Agee was 10x the critic that Noel Murray is.

Maybe so, but I exist now and she can't do anything about it except hope that I kill myself with booze.

Maybe so, but I exist now and she can't do anything about it except hope that I kill myself with booze.

I don't care if this is two years later: you're a fucking retarded asshole. So you think all self-referential works are terrible? Are you willing to maintain, then, that all of Godard is terrible? If so, I wish you only a slow, painful death. Like cirrhosis of the liver, or cancer of the stomach. Pig.

If you can't even spell "douche" correctly, then you're probably more of a douche yourself.

If you can't even spell "douche" correctly, then you're probably more of a douche yourself.

@Core Concept Thank you four your contribution.

@Core Concept Thank you four your contribution.

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that "Summer Girls" sold 72 TRILLION (with a "T") copies.