This is an absurd statement. Madonna had tons of huge hits, so her fame isn't based just on fame. She's not Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Fuck you.

I wish you at least had the balls to give a bad episode a bad grade for once.

Newsflash: Amelie is a fucking shitty writer. "The Hater" was always a poor column, and her first episode for The Office, "Todd Packer", was a cesspool of unfunny and bad characterizations. Fuck Amelie, spoiled rich bitch that she is.

Fuck season 8 Creed. Long live season 2 Creed.

Creed was only great when he was a mystery very slowly being solved, in a world otherwise bereft of mystery. In the newer, ultra-zanier Office world, Creed is not interesting.

I skipped the last episode out of bad-Office fatigue. Based on last night's episode, is there any reason I should go back and watch the previous one and this one? Or should I just give up completely?

Yuh. How fucking dumb could you get? Jeez.

Okay, so there are five. My mistake.

This is dumb. The VU only had four studio albums. Listen to ALL of them, for chrissake.

I'm late to the game, folks. Has anyone praised Sofia Vergara's massive titties yet?

Didn't I already tell you to shut up, bitch?

Who's getting butthurt? You, maybe, but certainly not I.

Veering off topic slightly, I wonder which films do scare you. Not many frighten me, but one of the few that does is "Eyes Without a Face" from 1959.

FYI: The true story that Phillip is sort of getting at is that he watched a bearded lesbian muff-gag his wife.

You sound like my brother in law. He's always hitting on his big-tittied cousins. His name is Fanuel Marty.

That could be. I love me some George Carlin, but his later albums were pretty terrible, mainly just him complaining and teaching us all proper Victorian grammar and usage.

You CAN do it but it makes you sound like an idiot.

OF COURSE there are exceptions, and you just named one. But generally it's true.

I laugh at plenty of old comedies, not just the Marx Bros. W.C. Fields, Chaplin, Mae West, The Three Stooges, etc., etc. What exactly was your point?