All right, so he was picked on in middle and/or high school. The guy is fucking 23 now. I got all kinds of shit when I was a teenager and I don't go around whining about it. Time for him to get over it.

The kind of idiot who, as an adult, would find something of merit in the Koran.

I tried it once, too. Didn't work for me either. William Burroughs lied! (I'm speaking of the appendix to "Junky").

To think that Denzel might have also played Mothafucka Jones in "Horrible Bosses". Fucking Jamie Foxx.

A decent film, but nowhere near as great as "She's Gotta Have It" or "Do the Right Thing."

Whoooooooooooooooo are you? Who who, who who?

I really liked "Black Hole Sun" until I saw the video on MTV, which then ruined it for me forever.

Yup, that's the kind of callous humor I occasionally used to indulge in, too.

"Hugo" was a mediocre time-waster, so…congratulations!

I know, totally. $18 per month for unlimited movies? Pssht.

No, you're wrong! Also, titties are okay, but I'm more of an ass man.

For my money, Naomi Watts and Laura Harring in "Mulholland Drive."

Funny, I've never had that problem.

I agree with you in spirit. I saw "Pi" when it first came out, and it was a gateway to other, more interesting independent (and eventually avant-garde) films for me. However, I have refused to watch any more Aronofsky films since "Requiem for a Dream," which was just horrid for the reasons that you listed (and…

Not every statement has to be utterly unique and unprecedented. The truth doesn't become less true just because it's been said repeatedly.

Hey Dave Sims, let me fix that letter grade for you:

This episode was good. Not vintage "Office" good, but then what is? You know what made it at minimum tolerable? The fact that there was none of that utterly bullshitty Darryl and Val soap opera storyline. Does anyone really give a shit whether Darryl and Val fuck?

I don't remember "Twelve O'Clock High," but checking  my Netflix history I see that I gave it one star…

The problem with Myles McNutt is that hair on his face makes his mouth look like a snatch. Every time he speaks, I want to put my dick in it.

Yes, yes - I know "I could care less" is a little awkward, but jesus, let it go.