Peace…. of ass!
I was the sick bastard that requested the review of the Jessica Simpson movie. Sorry Nathan, but that's for stepping up. Based on the review I guess the fact that she's giving the peace sign on the cover is meant more as irony than a slap in the face?

wha?
wait a minute. which lizard god in particular? because that's an important detail.

donut
"ever put a doughnut in the microwave?"

I can't wait until he starts wrestling women.
Performance piece or not, he just comes off looking like a douche. Sure, it makes some people curious about his so-called career change but for every person who suddenly clamors for information on the new hiphop Joaquin there are i bet significantly more people that just…

hey OTP, suck it, douche.

c'mon people….. firstie? thirsty? get me a drink? i'm firstie? thirsty? get it? geez….. what a bunch of drama queens.

someone get me a drink…
i'm firstie!!!!

You people rock!

Big ups
Big ups to Steven Hyden for using the phrase "escapist lifestyle porn". I've been looking for a term to use to defend my enjoyment of the show "Californication". He makes a valid point about audiences though. Not to get all meta-sexual on your asses but the majority of us are basically using entertainment…

That episode was so good…
… I need to adjust my briefs.

This episode
veered a little too closely to pornographic fan fiction. What's with all the talk of how and where Dwight was banging Angela? Although the line about missionary position where Angela saya "I said nothing fancy" was great.