For me, candy corn belongs with Peeps, Valentine's hearts, and Hershey Kisses on a list of "Candy I Like Although (Or Perhaps Because) I Only Eat It Once A Year."

"pass a heavily dog-earred copy of this book through their middle school friend groups."

"pass a heavily dog-earred copy of this book through their middle school friend groups."

Did anyone else watch "The Hotel Inspector" on BBC America a few years ago? Nice middle-aged lady goes around visiting various skeevy British B&Bs, then tells the owners how to fix it and actually turn a profit? Basically just like Kitchen Nightmares, but with hotels and less cussing?

Did anyone else watch "The Hotel Inspector" on BBC America a few years ago? Nice middle-aged lady goes around visiting various skeevy British B&Bs, then tells the owners how to fix it and actually turn a profit? Basically just like Kitchen Nightmares, but with hotels and less cussing?

So, this was the first episode I watched (Well, for a given value of "watched"—I kept flipping back to the closing ceremonies) because I heard a rumor that my hometown was playing a major role in a TV series, which doesn't happen that often. I, of course, wanted to see just how (in)accurate it would be.

So, this was the first episode I watched (Well, for a given value of "watched"—I kept flipping back to the closing ceremonies) because I heard a rumor that my hometown was playing a major role in a TV series, which doesn't happen that often. I, of course, wanted to see just how (in)accurate it would be.

Nope. We keep them on the windowsill, like any self-respecting person.

Nope. We keep them on the windowsill, like any self-respecting person.

You know what I liked? They didn't go for the lazy cliche of making Nate all jealous and paranoid about Sophie's old flame. Between that and the turtle staring contest I found myself liking Nate a lot more than usual this episode.

You know what I liked? They didn't go for the lazy cliche of making Nate all jealous and paranoid about Sophie's old flame. Between that and the turtle staring contest I found myself liking Nate a lot more than usual this episode.

They're fried dough topped with cinnamon and sugar.

Wait, how would spending any amount on birth control make someone a "whore"? Whether you're sleeping with the same person every night or a different person every night, you'll spend the same amount on BC. Heck, if a woman's on hormonal BC (ie the pill), she'll have to keep taking it even if she's not getting any.

There were three moments that made me laugh so hard I missed the next several lines: