(misquoted "Hey Prune Tracy" joke reference)

well i kind of stopped paying attention to movie ratings when i turned 17. and i don't have kids or hang out with kids. so i guess i can be so unaware of movie ratings because i don't really have a reason to give a shit.

that's what i like about these TV crush girls. i get older, they stay the same age.

watch or read hamlet. you'll say to yourself, "eh cut him some slack, he's just a fucking kid." and then you'll want to buy sweatpants.

so move, yokel.

the goggles do nothing, etc.

true. but it's a shame that that certain point is so, so late in the film.

ok. what if. that guy that ate the octopi didn't eat from the craft service buffet table and made the octopi his actual lunch. like, didn't eat anything else since breakfast and until dinner. would that have made anyone feel better?

i wanted to see horses getting tripped by ropes, but i wasn't willing to watch that entire movie. anyone got a time stamp?

i want this movie to somehow be a double sequel of Twins and Junior.

i'm glad i scrolled this far down before i said that.

Kon Kan?

mostly i'm just pissed off about the Beastie Boys abuse.

hooray, beer!

seconded. what happens on a hunting trip in texas, stays on a hunting trip in texas. except they also post horrifyingly bigoted things on facebook in bumper-sticker format. also, my favorite line was "who is this woman that you have shrunk?"

people that say acrost are also likely to refer to beer as "coldbeer"

and they determined this how.

i loved and miss coca-cola blak.

sure, i'll start.

well. he stuck with the show for two more seasons than i did.