i saw a blockbuster once. i can't believe that there was or is a blockbuster so close to so many of us. it's almost like it was a huge chain that had thousands and thousands of stores that were conveniently located.

i'm going to kick your ass, jim.

the funniest moment in any musician that ever lived's life is that time Danzig got knocked the fuck out.

I'M Bowie's buildings may be elegant, but they are awkward spaces in which to live, work or play and they don't age well.

well, it's 4,799,999 more than touch your wang. BOOYAH!

speaking of cruise in color of money. netflix it and watch it again. and imagine that in every single take in which cruise smiles really big, a long unbroken strand of insanity drool fell out of his mouth and they fixed it with editing. it works most of the time and totally changes the movie.

yeah, but
any word on a third season of huff?

as did i. as did i.

if you ever take lew zealand out to dinner, don't let him order the fish.

why must we discuss cyndi lauper time after some times you picture me, i'm walking too far ahead.

i went to waffle house once. my waitress's teeth where scattered, shattered and snaggled.

no matter how much money nbc gives you guys
i will never, ever watch even one minute of outsourced.

i will pay what i paid to see the expendables times negative one.

there are only two cabin in the woods horror films
and they both start with the words Evil Dead.

and plus corbijn gets a pass for his association with jd/no.

be careful wishing for more black adder, that millennium special was awfully awful.

rereleasing movies naturally progresses from rereleasing shitty 80's tv shows.

radiohead is over rated. just kidding.

don't worry, juggalos can't read.

maybe you'll be a deathday twin, too! seriously though, rip.