you can take t he alcoholic absentee father out of the trailor park, but you can also kick his son out of rehab.

the olive garden won best wine list in the San Antonio Current the first and last year i lived there.

i'm really sorry to hear that the muppet movie set wasn't a happy one.

THEY MAY SUSPEND OUR DRIVER'S LICENSES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER SUSPEND OUR FREEEEEDOMMMMMMM.

so the pope is riche, but heber c jentzsch is nouveau riche. got it.

and yes, i remember fucking taking care of business while cleaning up puke and digging used diapers out of the booths. fuck i hate kids and parents.

the job: showroom attendant/birthday party host at chuck e cheese.
the music: a couple of teletubbyesque yankovic style parodies. the one i remember most is Double in Size instead of Devil Inside, poor inxs. every single one of us will double in size. and that fucking living in the wild wild west. the tape was an…

I want a collector's edition boxed set of the john larroquette show with a novelty spine.

i miss coca cola blak as well. it sounded like a horrible idea but man it was good.

carnation breakfast bars
were awesome.

steptoe & son is unwatchable.

That is exactly why they should make the Gay Pro Bowl mean something. The winner of the Gay Pro Bowl should get to determine whether to pitch or catch in the Gay Super Bowl.

what, no Gigglesnort Hotel? I used to have nightmares about the lemon drop kid. It might have only aired in a few markets, but i'm sure at least one of you avclub folks grew up in Chicago. also, i loved Read All About It. I even loved the song because it got creepy at the end. and i'm pretty sure Duneedon was a…

i'm definitely with lexicon. i wouldn't say i'm a huge PSB fan, but i only had to listen to a few complete albums to realize that west end girls is probably my least favorite pet shop song. not because it sucks, and the word overplayed is overused, but because i don't see why that song should be better known or…

i think it helps to absorb dolly's version in context. watch the best little whorehouse in texas. i was like 10 years old when i saw it, and i still wanted to take dolly away from all the whorin and the fussin and a feudin and treat her right.

awesome@shue.

i like the avclub game reviews because i'm a casual gamer that uses his 360 mainly for watching dvds and streaming netflix. i only buy maybe 4 games a year, and i spend a lot more time reading avclub than i do researching my next game purchase so it works out for me.

the only quote mentioned that i would personally use is
THERE'S the shy kentucky refugee. that's as awesome as bourbon.

you should also fix the statement that the original cylon centurians had guns built into their arms. they carried rifles. it's the non-human updated cylons that have guns built into their arms. just sayin.

i think i would like this more if i happened to be at an oak ridge boys concert and they whipped this out. i don't care for it on an album. oh, and my mom went to east texas state u with one of those guys. not the beard guy, or the mow mow guy, one of the other 2.