a knitted skullcap is a toque that isn't being worn by a french-canadian dick. hope that was helpful.

ah, reminds me of the north or northeast side of denver in the 90's. driving out of the city on the highway i would first smell cow shit, then cows, then slaughterhouses, then the dog food factories that the odds and ends had been hustled into. that drive caused cirrhosis of the nose and mouth.

Sit 'N Spin Classes.

for the record t.o. isn't a thug or a police magnet, he's a cancer with hands of stone. get it straight. it's hard to be a cowboys fan, but i still manage. and just in case jerry jones sees this while rifling through his 19 year old girlfriend's browser history: ANY OTHER OWNER WOULD HAVE REPLACED HIS GENERAL…

I'd like some clarification on this snake wine business. I'm looking at the photo and clearly there is a tiny fucking hand in the jar. Is that one some kind of lizard wine? Did the cobra agree with your opinion on the wine and puke up a rat that it had just eaten? I want answers, Chang.

though i would pay NOT to see moz live, i would cough up half a month's pay to see a smiths reunion even if it was terrible. sure that's only about 11 bucks since i took that gig depositing mortgage payment checks for freddie mac on commission, but it's on the table. ditto talking heads and simon y garfunkel. nate…

the white background made it much easier for them to photoshop the sleestack ridge off of his dome.

pete and repete are in a boat.

pete and repete are in a boat.

i didn't know what NSFW stood for, but my H.R. Department Representative did.

i didn't know what NSFW stood for, but my H.R. Department Representative did.

i still can't believe that fucking kevin kline had a career and has been married to phoebe cates for like 20 years. when is the devil coming for that guy's soul?

well you can tell the movie is going to suck because doc is wearing underpants.

eh,
retched or wretched?

pete and repete are in a boat. pete falls out. who's left? repete.

pete and repete are in a boat. pete falls out. who's left? repete.

hm. that's fascinating.

hm. that's fascinating.

gimme a douche, and make it a triple.

gimme a douche, and make it a triple.