I never said I dug Batman Returns. It's kind of a trainwreck. A trainwreck that reminds me of being a kid and seeing it three or four times at the movies that summer, but nostalgia doesn't negate its trainwreckness. (The giant duck-shaped blob on the sonar of the Batskiboat when Batman is chasing the Penguin bothered…

I remember after The Dark Knight opened, there was a bit of an online clamor for Kristen Bell as Harley. And Marion Cotillard as Catwoman, I think?

hmm
Michelle Pfeiffer's going to be a tough Catwoman act to follow.

question
Was anyone else briefly worried Noel was gonna include Takers as one of the three movies in his opening line?

Dibs.

It would sort of have to be.

aw
I love these features, but I always feel kinda bad cuz they don't seem to pull in so many comments, and as a result I'm sort of scared they'll cut the podcasts/video.

@Murray—Present

@Anywhere I lay my head

@Anywhere I lay my head

@Sup Dawgs

True. I momentarily forgot it was Ron Howard.

You're a life-ruiner, Phipps.

um
Two things.

question
Wasn't Stephen Chow supposed to play Kato? And also direct?

@wo

@Kinopio

Yeah, Phipps, and what's with referring to Winona Ryder a Mystery Guest Star in the Black Swan podcast when her name is on the poster and her face is in the commercial?

question
Does anybody remember the short-lived Eric-Idle-as-a-ghost(-I-think?) sitcom called Nearly Departed?

yeah
"…who argued that the trailer was 'distressing' and 'inappropriately scheduled' presumably while attempting to prevent his giant lolly from dripping on his waistcoat."