Honestly, JFC, I don't particularly care if those plays were written by William Shakespeare or the goddamn tooth fairy; I'm just happy they exist. I had a sadistic college professor who made me look at the Oxford arguments in depth, and I didn't find them terribly compelling, although I recognize that the lack of…

No bells? Well, I'm convinced!

A lot of women report having orgasms during rape. This doesn't mean that they really enjoyed it or don't wish that it had never happen, and I imagine it fucks with a girl's head pretty seriously. It's physiological response, and it doesn't really say anything about how the victim feels about being raped.

For a full-blown alcoholic, detoxing is quite dangerous. That's why you're supposed to do it under a doctor's supervision.

Shit, didn't read the other comments before I posted. If memory serves, The Information, you were the brave soul who transcribed portions of that piece of crap in the comments. I remain eternally grateful for your sacrifice.

This terrible, terrible book got an F:

Also that Mark David Chapman movie with Jared Leto.

Great finale
Would have been better without Gail Simmons. Jesus H. Christ, I have really come to hate her. Has she gotten more obnoxious as the seasons pass, or is it just her cumulative effect?

Foie gras has such a rich, mild flavor that it really is a natural for ice cream, when you think about it.

Yeah, she does. So does Evan Rachel Wood.

Ah, Wright, saying that your teacher is popular, encouraged you to watch Reservoir Dogs and posts Charlie Sheen quotes of the day….sure, he may not be dead or retarded, but you really haven't given any evidence to support the assertion that he is a good history teacher

Oh wow, can you file on my behalf too? I'm pretty sure we live in different states, but I have a similar problem with my shower. It really, really, really interferes with my quality of life.

Yes, huh, Whataburger is the bomb. Especially when they have that fried chicken barbecue sauce sandwich thing on the menu. The heathens in Illinois only have 5 guys, which is good but not as good. The only fast food I get now is Subway because I don't want to eat 3,000 calories that I don't enjoy.

Eh, they have to churn out this shit every week. They can't all be winners. Same goes for the Inventory.

Phelps and his pathetic spawn are about as loathsome as you can get, but on very specific points they're—well, not smart, more like smart-asses—and the entire point of their "protesting" was to achieve this end. Fred got disbarred back in the '70s, but 11 of his 13 mutant fucking offspring are lawyers. They don't…

Yes, Antonia FTW. Everyone talks about Richard as the, in his words, "big seed," but jesus christ. He's such a whiny little bitch so much of the time. Great chef, yes, of course. But I don't see how he is better than everyone else.

They sure as hell could have cut down a little of the let's-torture-the-chefs routine; that shit dragged on way too long. Personally I think they should trim that time a bit in general. It'd be nice to hear more about the food. But I did think that the looks on the judge's faces told a lot. That's why it was so…

The majority of funding for R&D does not come from the government. Pharmaceutical companies in conjunction with the federal government give funding to universities and labs that work in basic drug discovery. The overwhelming majority of the discovered compounds will never make it past this stage of research. The…

I don't know, I went to a few burlesque shows in New Orleans eight or nine years ago and it was pretty awesome. The Shim Sham Club, I believe. Although it must be said that it would have been better if the girls hadn't had quite so many tattoos.

OK, HDB, you do have a point. I disagree about the White Album, but you have a point. When I was in college I once said that "Here, There and Everywhere" was an insufferable piece of sentimental drivel that drags down an otherwise great album. I received so many dirty looks that for the rest of the night I never put…