I think she WAS about 21 in that Omen remake. Certainly not much older, and not nearly old enough for the part.

Toe thumbs aside, Megan Fox is infinitely hotter than Heidi Montag…. it might have something to do with the fact that Fox is actually hot, whereas Heidi looks like a partially melted barbie doll.

Johansson is the only one who has anything like the kind of sex appeal that Marilyn Monroe had, but, poor thing, she really can't act . None of these women look at all like Monroe, but I'd give Williams the best chance of capturing her damaged little girl/sex goddess personality.

Shit tibber, there's L&O on TNT at this very moment.

Memoirs, eh. Can't be bothered with most of them.

Don't say novelist. Just say "guy who wrote a book."

Congratulations, you bitch. Not only do you get a dream job, but you take a little of the joy out my life. Bon chance.

dae, I also dislike Giordano's, but this is mostly because I hate Chicago-style pizza. It's waaay too heavy and starchy, and I hate having the sauce on top of the pie instead of next to the crust. Only NY style pizza for me, which is why it's problematic that I live in Chicago…

rusty cajun ron is correct. the red cross can borrow on the strength of these donations. also, would they actually be pressing so hard for these donations if they couldn't use the money right away? they need the money now, and they're getting it.

But Terry, NOW Conan is a performer, and he has been for donkey's years. Mitch Hurwitz isn't, and, quite frankly, I'm not sure what he has to do with this argument anyway. It's not actually a competition for who is the greatest comedy mind in the US.

Thanks for the Slate thing, Arsenio. Seriously, where did Biskind did the idea that Beatty banged at least one new woman EVERY DAY for more than 30 years? I figured Beatty had to have told him that figure, to see how gullible he is more than anything else, but if Biskind just made it up?!?!? That's some bullshit right…

Still, Beatty always had girlfriends, so he'd have to be having sex (probably) frequently with them, and still getting out and getting new partners ever day, and I assume at least some of these girlfriends didn't want him messing around, so he'd have to be sneaky… I'm not sure if that means anything, but I am sure…

Teo, where are you? Australia or something?

If I, a transplant from the Gulf Coast suffering through her first Chicago winter, can dig my car out of a snowdrift and venture into the well-plowed streets, the AVClubbers should be able to manage.

You guys had a snow day today?
Pussies.

Brett Ratner already DID make that movie, Dogstyle. It was called "New York, I Love You" and was not supposed to be very good. Although I believe Ratner's contribution was only part of the film; it was one of those collection of shorts things.

Dude, how could you wish such a fate on Bea Arthur's dick?

I also find it kind of funny when people impugn the appearance/musical ability/sexual prowess, etc. of people they've never met. It is entirely possible that Lone Audience has a lovely singing voice.

@ Mrs Schiller is Lost:

Wow… that was remarkably well put, LAotA, and I agree with you 100%. I'd just like to add that my dislike for Susan Boyle began with her choice of "I Dreamed A Dream" as her ground-breaking whatever the fuck. It's an execrable song. Also, did anyone else notice that the audience went apeshit after she sang barely 3…