What I hope the script for this episode looks like:

You foolish filly, a pony is not a horse. They're both members of the same equine family, but they are definitely not the same animal. Clearly he was talking to me.

Oh hell yeah, I got a place there! I like to get naked, throw beads, and go swimming! You should come by sometime!

Geoff is awesome. Go *Oo-la-la* yourself. 

I make this statement in all seriousness and it's something I've thought about for a while. I have, in all likelihood, gotten more laughs from Craig's show than anything else in my entire adult life. Now, to be fair, Craig is on five nights a week and I never, ever miss him so he does have an unfair advantage, but…

The hell's going on around here?

This show needs a horse.

Great Job!

Clearly FOX executives couldn't get enough of the American Dad subplot where Roger stages a mother-daughter fight and expanded it into a full series.

FUCK YOU I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR PARTY!!

There actually is some decent TV on tonight in the form of Onion News Network.

"I'm not sure this is a sustainable premise. Do we honestly believe this
crazy lawyer guy is going to stay in community college for FOUR YEARS?"

Guess I'm the only one who not only found this absolutely brilliant, but one of the best episodes of the entire series? It was absolutely hilarious.

http://www.thefutoncritic.c…

I'm no fan of Cougar Town, but it's hard not to believe the show is dead at this point unless the fact that it's so close to syndication can give it a miraculous final fourth season.

Tossing Caesar's Salad: How James Franco makes his ape "rise"

"Did you see the most recent Twilight movie? That birth scene? It's like Alien…but with a VAGINA! That's right, ladies, A VAGINA!"
- Whitney Cummings

The review says this movie takes place in Brazil.

"…Third Eye Blind…After the blow…"

heh heh Buzz Buzzard huh huh