Halloumi is cheese and I don't think it's on the menu at Arby's, though if it is, I'm there in a heartbeat.

I was going to suggest the Reuben. Not bad at all, and a lot better than many off-the-mark attempts. I've had. It tastes like it was made from edible ingredients.

You wish you had a single mp3? Keep dreaming big, Jason.

It's solved simply by deciding which of the men is the women and which of the women is the man, duh.

You are your actions. There's no distinction.

That worked really well for me, because I always felt the show-within-a-show was a parody of Seinfeld.

The Force Awakens, like Star Wars itself, is fantasy: a fairy tale in space.

Well, that's usually what is meant by hard science fiction. "Hard" doesn't mean "realistic", it means that science fact and plausible conjecture form the core of the premise.

It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but I'm not really sure we know what "humanity" has done, exactly. We're shown a slice of America and what American priorities (and government-approved curriculum) are in an ex-astronaut's social class and the area around a fairly secret research facility; and exposed to…

Violating the laws of causality is just one of many white privileges we take for granted.

He's an alien. Maybe men are the ones with the hot pocket on Krypton. Or he just has, like, a big droopy, featureless sack that inflates and weeps semen.

I don't take scream in my coffee, thank you.

How many failed philosophy majors does it take to come with shit like "dermis"?

Millard Fillmore, ya dig?

That's pretty crazy, actually. Though I did actually like the Amazing Race family edition or whatever it was which was more of an RV trip around the U.S.

He's like a miniature Chris Hemsworth of color.

Taco Bell is bad food by any measure but satisfies a craving for a certain kind of junk. If you don't already have a taste for it there's no point in trying it. It doesn't resemble Mexican food and is its own food category of Mexican-inspired spices applied to goopy junk and wrapped up, inserted or carved out by…

To me, that's the healthy way to approach gambling, and it only works if the game or experience is fun on its own. Rarely (like once a year) I like playing craps in a casino, because it's like being in a fun gambling movie with a table full of people and cheering or moaning after die rolls. So losing my evening's…

Human beings' failure to naturally fall into feeder lines is one of the more enduring pieces of evidence that they do not deserve to survive as a species.

It's super fun now that everyone has chip readers, but every possible combination of which features function and how much a cashier knows about it.