I think we know the realities of a Boys' Life.

It would be pretty cool to see Judi Dench, Emma Thompson, Helen Mirren and company put together a heist.

As far as I'm concerned they'll never be enough heist movies nor can they be made fast enough. I'll take anything mediocre and above.

The family edition of Amazing Race (and I don't know if there was more than one or more than one such season) had a black family who were also named Mr and Mrs Black and children. Even though it was proper, I did cringe a bit whenever they were referred to as "the Black family" or "the Blacks."

But in Hell, all of them go up your butt, versus about half.

There's also the problem that maybe only 50 of them would ever stop going to Olive Garden.

Superhero movies seem way more similar to each other than Westerns do, to me. Western doesn't seem like a genre to me as much as a setting, while comic book superhero movies are pretty same-y, in general, especially these days, as you fold in the Marvel TV/movie continuum and the same for D.C.

It depends what you mean by Disneyland. The whole property, including hotels, Downtown Disney, and the two theme parks, is called "Disneyland resort" and AFAIK the only place you can't get alcohol is inside Disneyland. There are a variety of decent beers and wine inside Disney's California Adventure, and spiked drinks…

The problem isn't that the fully-open door takes up more space than the fully-open conventional door. It's that you can open a conventional just a little bit to avoid the car next to you and still squeeze out. That doesn't seem (intuitively) possible with the gull-wing. It also won't open in a roll-over, which seems…

"What if we made a movie based on a phone game, and then, at every turn—right down to both songs for our trailer, made either the most conventional or worst possible creative decision? Or if we can, both at the same time?! I'll bet we could be worse than Battleship, guys."

No, I think it's about right. Look, we still make Hercules and Beowulf movies. There does seem to be a bar where a hero or character achieves a kind of infinite reboot-ability.

Right, but what if your wife founds out where your apartment is? Looks like you'll be spending a little more time with the ol' ball and chain!

@dwightmannsburden:disqus didn't say anything about divorce. Maybe this is on a polygamist compound full of little houses.

By the way, I think you can do display without objectification—leave the objectifying for the viewer/player and just show a bunch of goddamn butts. I'll pick and choose what I want to objectify.

Good luck trying to defeat my strategic butt coverings.

I get exactly half this fired up on election day.

Ah, thanks. As it turns out, the A.V. club summary is sufficient.

I'm not going to watch this video, I wish it had been an article, but I disagree with the thesis that video games shouldn't be full of sex object puppets for us to put through their paces. I do believe we need a lot more diversity in the types, gender, size, shape and species of butts we spend 40+ hours staring at.

I'd say for my generation, or maybe just my social circle, it was more typical for all advances to be along dating lines (a ONS would be the result of a pick-up, not a target of arranging a date; fuckbuddies were less commonly a goal; being on someone's roster as occasional random hookups was less commonly a goal),…

Well, I think they'll get to those movies or cover it in a TV show or something.