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Hey! I failed too. I just watched it again last night and it's just "1138" not "THX-1138" like I filled in for my brain. So yay! Everyone's wrong!

Me too. And Gods and Monsters.

I also like Star Wars and am terrible at FPS games. I'm also terrible at all the other games, but I usually hate anything with multiplayer for this reason. But this game is really fun. In a sense it's not "for" FPS people. It's for people that want to see a gorgeous rendering of pew pew pew.

So wrong, they claimed they were transferring Chewbacca from THX-1138, and how could you forget that, really?

I mean, the questions were very, very trivial. The kid may have been coached but I'd be very surprised anyone would just know them. I don't think they "threw" it.

Yup.

I always thought Worf would smell like a dog's anal gland expression.

I don't really disagree with your overall theme about dick-sucking, but teachers strike frequently and rarely lose their jobs over it.

I really hope Ford's entire involvement with this picture is recording a monotone voiceover.

Okay, because you assed :/

Well this guy is really intimated at the number of penises you must have.

That's an interesting and rarely-heard-from perspective. The world is (seemingly) filled with men who have this fetish to one degree or another, and either want to fantasize about it or convince their wives to go along, and I think this is the first I've heard in any forum with your perspective.

Grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand going "No, no, no, no, no…"

Megamind said it best: what is the difference between a villian and a supervillain? (the actual line, I think, is, "Oh, you're a villain, but you're not super." "What's the difference?"

The video game character Lara Croft has often been portrayed unrealistically in the sense of having unrealistic and impractical giant boobs. So "realistic" is probably anything short of a sex cartoon.

Who are the real monsters?

Am I imagining things or have we seen elements of Meribald's character in the TV show's High Sparrow's storytelling and humility?

They might as well combine them. I actually think we've seen some elements of humble Meribald in the TV version of the High Sparrow (maybe? It's been a while since I read the book) and he as a character hasn't existed or had his encounters with Brienne (whose movements are so modified as to be unrecognizable, now).

I'd love to see what Umberto Eco would come up with for a season of HBO True Detective.

I liked season 2 just fine, although I admit I kind of forgot to keep watching, so I'm part of the problem. I'll pick it up. I have a hard time with some of it for entirely personal reasons (the father/son stuff is a little too close to home).