I wish Breaking Bad was that much fun.

No, it starts in media res, natch.

It's both the least subtle use of metaphor in the history of square film and the most subtle use of metaphor in the history of cinematic erotica.

Hey, the original had Joan Allen masturbating so good that her shrubbery caught fire. How much more do you perverts need?!?

Say what you will about folks from Albany, but they do steam a fine ham.

I get it!

I don't know about all that, but I do know one thing for sure: Krysten Ritter has fantastic hair. Very shiny.

*downvoted to HELL!*

TOM BODETT: [softly, folksily] Cha-ching.

This is very true. It also looks okay even when the leather is damaged.

They offer nominal resistance to rain and wind, as well as a small amount of protection from attack, and also they look rad as fuuuuuuck.

Welcome to the dark side, my friend. Or should I say, "the brunette side"?

Hey, what're y'all talking about? Krysten Ritter's hair? I hope so, 'cuz I got opinions!

I've said it before; I'll say it again: Krysten Ritter has really great hair.

*queue supreme Jessica Jones eye-roll*

DANNY RAND: Don't worry, ladies! I'll save you from those cops!!!

This list is bullshit. It doesn't have God's Drrrty Daughters Part 6 OR Yummy Cummy Nun Sluts, Vol. 14.

It's probably my least favorite Q flick. I don't straight-up hate it, but I find it a bit tedious overall, and yeah, the abuse to JJL just makes me feel gross after a while.

I just watched The Hateful Eight last night, and I have no idea what you're talking about.

[insert picture of T®ump's face on that Ancient Alien guy's head]
"I'm not saying it's illegal aliens, but… No wait, I AM saying it's illegal aliens. It's the cause of every problem!"